[Action]

[digger]

[This is Simon, walking around House 50. This is Simon walking very carefully down the hall. This is Simon bumping into something.

SPLATTER.

...This is Simon exploding all over the hallway. And his journal.]



[ooc: Play it. I dare you. And feel free to comment on the explosion, Simon will respawn almost immediately.]

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[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[Good man, good man. But HOLY HELL EXPLODING WINDOW RIGHT BY HIM, CHILD NOW HAS A HEART ATTACK.]

Wh-what!? Kamina, what was that!?

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[IT'S HOW HE ROLLS. SPECIAL PYROTECHNICS WOULD HAVE MADE IT BETTER.]

What was what?

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[The sound alone probably would have made Simon go 'splodey.]

...That crashing sound! Are you okay?

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[LIKE HE KNOWS. ...WOULDN'T STOP HIM ANYWAY.]

Oh that?

[LOOKS AT WINDOW]

Yer gonna need a new window. But I'm fine! I was walkin' by ta check on ya when I heard this explosion and saw blood in the journal thing under yer name.

What the hell was that?!

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

Blood? [The poor thing is so confused. He lifts his journal, showing the pristine white paper.] But there's no blood, right? Everything's dry and clean...

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[IF YOU THINK SIMON'S CONFUSED, THINK OF KAMINA.]

But--it--

...

[KICKS THE WALL OUT OF FRUSTRATION!]

I saw and heard the damn thing, what the hell?!?!

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[FFFFF LOUD NOISES MAKE SIMON BACK UP.]

A-ah...!

[And fall over-



...good job, Kamina. :|b]

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[LSKJDFLASJF]



[SHIT HE MADE SIMON EXPLODE...EW SIMON BITS BUT WHATEVER SIMON EXPLODED]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[Simon bits? What Simon bits. They're gone, silly Kamina. And Simon's back good as new.]

Um...

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[OKAY. KAMINA IS JUST GOING TO STARE AND BE WTF'ED OUT, OKAY?]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[That's cool, but Simon is confused by the sudden lack of Kamina!voice so he's going to start forward, hands out to try and find him. Where did he go...]

Kamina...? Are you still here? [Why are people acting so weird today?]

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[SNAPS OUT OF HIS "UUUUUH" MODE AND SEEING SIMON TRYING TO FIND HIM -- HE TENDS TO FORGET ABOUT SIMON'S CONDITION, HE'LL LEARN IT ONE DAY SERIOUSLY -- HE PLACES A HAND ON THE KID'S HEAD. COS THAT'S THE COOL WAY.]

Yeah, I'm here. But what the hell is goin' on? Ya really don't know that you, uh...

[NOT SURE IF TELLING SIMON HE FREAKING EXPLODED IS GOOD OR NOT.]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

That I what...? [Trailing off just confuses the poor boy even more. Is something bad happening? Why won't anyone tell him what's going on?] Is it another experiment or something?

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[WELL THAT NEVER POPPED INTO HIS HEAD! IT MAKES SENSE! ...UH OH.]

...Those Malnosso! So that's what's goin' on!

[YEEEAH HE'S A FAST ONE.]

Liston, Simon, for some reason ya've been explodin' and then just poppin' back ta normal.

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT.]

E-exploding!? I've been exploding!?

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Yeah it's kinna crazy.

But don't worry, I'll help fix ya up! Or stop ya from explodin' or somethin'!

[HARD SMACK TO THE BACK WHOOPS]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[HOSHI-



...gold star, Kamina.]

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[LKAJSDLFKJ NOT AGAIN

NOTE TO SELF: DON'T SMACK SIMON. PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BUMP HIM AROUND TOO HARD EITHER]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[brb in pieces]

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[...DUDE THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN NORMAL. ...OR WHATEVER NORMAL IS.]

...Oi. Simon?

[C'MON GET BACK TOGETHER, HOW THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO LIKE. YOU KNOW. SAVE YOU AND EXPLAIN TO CLOUD THAT THE KID EXPLODED]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[Oh sorry, it took a bit longer to press R this time. Here he is! This is getting kind of disorienting.]

.... something weird's going on...

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[HIT IT FASTER.]

We just gotta keep ya from explodin'. And ya can't get hit and ya exploded when I kicked the wall.

[LET'S JUST TRY A SMALL POKE AND SEE IF HE EXPLODES.]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[The poking does nothing but confuse him more.]

H-hey, Kamina, why're you poking me?

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[WELL THAT'S GOOD. AND SHUSH, NO QUESTIONS!]

Just testin' ta see how much it takes for ya ta explode.

We're just gonna have ta put ya somewhere safe. Got any ideas?

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to hide away! When dangerous stuff is happening, Papa always makes me stay in the house, and it's boring! There's nothing wrong with me now!