[Action]

[digger]

[This is Simon, walking around House 50. This is Simon walking very carefully down the hall. This is Simon bumping into something.

SPLATTER.

...This is Simon exploding all over the hallway. And his journal.]



[ooc: Play it. I dare you. And feel free to comment on the explosion, Simon will respawn almost immediately.]

Comments

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[HOSHI-



...gold star, Kamina.]

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[LKAJSDLFKJ NOT AGAIN

NOTE TO SELF: DON'T SMACK SIMON. PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BUMP HIM AROUND TOO HARD EITHER]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[brb in pieces]

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[...DUDE THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN NORMAL. ...OR WHATEVER NORMAL IS.]

...Oi. Simon?

[C'MON GET BACK TOGETHER, HOW THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO LIKE. YOU KNOW. SAVE YOU AND EXPLAIN TO CLOUD THAT THE KID EXPLODED]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[Oh sorry, it took a bit longer to press R this time. Here he is! This is getting kind of disorienting.]

.... something weird's going on...

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[HIT IT FASTER.]

We just gotta keep ya from explodin'. And ya can't get hit and ya exploded when I kicked the wall.

[LET'S JUST TRY A SMALL POKE AND SEE IF HE EXPLODES.]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[The poking does nothing but confuse him more.]

H-hey, Kamina, why're you poking me?

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

[WELL THAT'S GOOD. AND SHUSH, NO QUESTIONS!]

Just testin' ta see how much it takes for ya ta explode.

We're just gonna have ta put ya somewhere safe. Got any ideas?

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to hide away! When dangerous stuff is happening, Papa always makes me stay in the house, and it's boring! There's nothing wrong with me now!

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Normally I'd say "To hell with Cloud" but, uh. Yer explodin', Simon.

It's kinna different, 'specially when it doesn't take too much ta set ya off.

[YES YES KAMINA IS ACTUALLY CONCERNED. RUN FOR THE HILLS.]

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[Kamina's allowed to get concerned, it's Simon. :|]

But I don't feel anything. Doesn't that mean it's okay?

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't risk it. So far ya've been comin' back, but who knows if ya explode and don't come back together?

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

... Y-you think that could happen!?

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Well it took ya longer ta come back last time.

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

Maybe the game froze. [TOTALLY STRAIGHT FACE.]

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

...

The what?

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

The game froze? What game?

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

....I don't know. Are we playing a game?

[ACTION]

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

...

[CONFUSION!]

Aaaauuugh this ain't makin' any sense! What kinna experiment is this?!

[ACTION]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

I-I dunno! Experiments are always weird! I don't get it at all!