Just Duo. Don't have ta call me Mister. I ain't that old.
Ah, I get it. I gotta old, battered cross I couldn't replace. Well can I find ya somethin' ta cheer ya up until ya find 'em again? Or until your papa gets 'em back from the guy who took 'em?
Then I really understand. I got the cross from a woman who was like a mom ta me. I got ta see her again when we were bein' haunted. Let's hope your papa gets 'em back for ya then.
Sure! Ask him real nice and try ta look a little teary and hopefully he'll bring ya down. I'll make a special pizza just for you guys with whatever ya want on it... well as long as I can find it in the stores.
Naw, she's been dead for a really long time. Since before I can remember so she's not exactly important to me.
Well, if he says ya can't, I can deliver a pizza to ya guys. Then you'll at least get pizza. I can even run next door ta get some doughnuts from Daisya like I promised.
Well, don't give me too much credit. Don't like goin' around bein' mean ta kids after all. Rather not think I'm a jerk. I'll bring ya whatever foods I can as we figure out ya haven't had 'em. Every kid should have pizza at least once.
'cause you can put anythin' ya want on it. You can practically live off the stuff. It's hot and portable and ya can get it almost anywhere in my world. You can call and have someone deliver it or ya can go out and get it fresh there.
A molepig's an animal! They live in my village, and the best diggers get molepig steak for dinner. I only had it a couple times and it's really yummy! The chief said if I work hard I can be a digger like my dad and get steak every day.
Boota's my pet, sort of... but he's a molepig, so he doesn't like talking about steak. Back home if he ever got big the chief would try to cook him up and eat him!
[Duo's starting to put together things about Simon.] Ah, so I bet they're really tasty then. Gotta be if you're usin' them for a reward. That or they're the only animals ya guys got ta eat.
'course he doesn't like talkin' 'bout ya guys eating him. Don't think I'd like hearin' 'bout Duo steaks. Guess ya shouldn't feed him too much so he doesn't get bigger.
Uh-huh, they're the best food I ever had! Though we don't really have much else underground... there's a lot more to eat here than in Jiha. I haven't found anything like molepig steak though.
I guess so, but Boota's a runt. He's been little for as long as I can remember... I don't think he'll get any better. He's happy that you said that though! He'd probably like you. Though not as much as he likes Tifa or Miss Yoko.
Know what ya mean. The poorer colonies don't get very good food either. It's pretty sweet how we got all the food we want here. We can try some a the meats here and see if any of 'em are like that.
[chuckles] Don't tell, just keep it between us and Boota, but I'm a bit of a runt too. Doctor G said I won't be gettin' any taller than I am now without him doin' somethin'. Just 156cm. So we should be pretty good friends. Nothin' wrong with bein' small. Easier for us ta break into things 'cause we're small and can slip through air vents and stuff. You can tell him that.
I'll make your pizza with as many different meats as I can. That way you'll have a better chance a findin' one like it.
Well, do ya look more like your dad or your mom? If ya look like him, ya got a better chance a bein' as tall. Just make sure you're gettin' plenty ta eat and ya sleep when your papa tells ya to.
Heh, good question. I wanted ta know what they were hidin' and a couple times I was tryin' ta get people outta places.
Um, sure! Molepigs... uh... I don't really know much about them, though... they get really big, usually, and they make funny noises, like "WHEEEE" and stuff. I'll let you meet Boota when we go for pizza so you can see what they look like... well, as babies, anyway. They're really friendly and not mean at all, and they like to lick people. They have big tongues, so sometimes it's a little scary. But they don't hurt people. They're really gentle.
[chuckles] Sound cute. I tried ta lick my housemates when we got turned into animals. One of 'em was a pig thing and the other was a rodent. It was fun. Shame I can't meet one a the big ones. I'll still lookin' forward ta meetin' Boota. [chuckles again] Funny name. So do they get ya all wet when one a the big ones licks ya with a giant tongue?
I remember that! It was so weird! I was a mouse, and everything was huge!
Yeah, they have big slobbery tongues. It's kinda yucky, but I don't mind so much when Boota does it. He doesn't lick anybody but me, though... I don't know why.
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Ah, I get it. I gotta old, battered cross I couldn't replace. Well can I find ya somethin' ta cheer ya up until ya find 'em again? Or until your papa gets 'em back from the guy who took 'em?
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Oh, you too...? My goggles... they were my dad's. I don't have anything else from my parents, so I really want them back.
Maybe I can get Papa to take me to visit? I want to eat some pizza!
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Then I really understand. I got the cross from a woman who was like a mom ta me. I got ta see her again when we were bein' haunted. Let's hope your papa gets 'em back for ya then.
Sure! Ask him real nice and try ta look a little teary and hopefully he'll bring ya down. I'll make a special pizza just for you guys with whatever ya want on it... well as long as I can find it in the stores.
(ooc: We can do a log if Cloud agrees to go.)
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I'll ask him when he gets home. I really wanna go! But with a scary guy in town I dunno if we can...
(ooc: I'll ask when she's on \o)
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Well, if he says ya can't, I can deliver a pizza to ya guys. Then you'll at least get pizza. I can even run next door ta get some doughnuts from Daisya like I promised.
(ooc: o/ 'kay!)
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Thanks, Duo! You're really nice. There's so many foods I've never had before... I'm even more happy I came here.
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Well, don't give me too much credit. Don't like goin' around bein' mean ta kids after all. Rather not think I'm a jerk. I'll bring ya whatever foods I can as we figure out ya haven't had 'em. Every kid should have pizza at least once.
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Why's pizza so special? I don't think it can be found on my world.
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'cause you can put anythin' ya want on it. You can practically live off the stuff. It's hot and portable and ya can get it almost anywhere in my world. You can call and have someone deliver it or ya can go out and get it fresh there.
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I wonder if the chief would want to make molepig steak pizza... that might be kinda tasty.
A-ah-- Boota, don't get mad!!
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Who's Boota and why are they mad?
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Boota's my pet, sort of... but he's a molepig, so he doesn't like talking about steak. Back home if he ever got big the chief would try to cook him up and eat him!
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'course he doesn't like talkin' 'bout ya guys eating him. Don't think I'd like hearin' 'bout Duo steaks. Guess ya shouldn't feed him too much so he doesn't get bigger.
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I guess so, but Boota's a runt. He's been little for as long as I can remember... I don't think he'll get any better. He's happy that you said that though! He'd probably like you. Though not as much as he likes Tifa or Miss Yoko.
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[chuckles] Don't tell, just keep it between us and Boota, but I'm a bit of a runt too. Doctor G said I won't be gettin' any taller than I am now without him doin' somethin'. Just 156cm. So we should be pretty good friends. Nothin' wrong with bein' small. Easier for us ta break into things 'cause we're small and can slip through air vents and stuff. You can tell him that.
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I hope I get tall someday. Dad always said I was cute an' short like mama, but I always wanted to be super-tall like him. I dunno if I will though...
Why would you want to break into things?
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Well, do ya look more like your dad or your mom? If ya look like him, ya got a better chance a bein' as tall. Just make sure you're gettin' plenty ta eat and ya sleep when your papa tells ya to.
Heh, good question. I wanted ta know what they were hidin' and a couple times I was tryin' ta get people outta places.
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Umm... I think I look sorta like my dad... mom said I got her eyes though. Dad said they were more like Grandpa's but I never met him so I dunno.
Oh, so it was a good kind of break in! That's neat...
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Heh, depends on who ya ask. Pretty sure the guys in charge a the place I was breakin' into didn't think it was good. They probably hated it.
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Um... I guess if they were bad people, it's okay...? I'm kind of lost now...
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So what else should we talk 'bout, little guy? Wanna tell me more 'bout molepigs?
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Yeah, they have big slobbery tongues. It's kinda yucky, but I don't mind so much when Boota does it. He doesn't lick anybody but me, though... I don't know why.
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Well, I bet it's not as yucky since he's smaller and can't slobber all over ya. Bet he only licks ya 'cause you're his favorite.
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