[Voice]

[digger]

H-help...!

Papa's gonna kill us!


[Someone's feeling SMOTHERED by mama.]

Comments

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

He really that bad?

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh! He can't even boil water without something going wrong!

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Well even I can do that!

[OKAY, IT TOOK LIKE FIFTY TRIES TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO EVEN TURN ON THE DAMN STOVE BUT HE GOT IT. ...BARRING THE MINOR BURNS HE HAD AFTER AND ALL THE OTHER MISHAPS BUT HE CAN AT LEAST BOIL WATER! ...ANYTHING PAST THAT, ONE SHOULD BE GLAD THE MICROWAVE ISN'T BROKEN.]

How the hell have ya been eatin'?

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

Uncle Zack and Miss Aerith can cook pretty well, so up till now they've been doing it.

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Where are they now?

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

Papa won't let Miss Aerith cook, and Uncle Zack's always hiding in his room. He sounds really sad and doesn't wanna do anything.

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Do I need ta beat some sense inta him or somethin'?

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

You want to fight him!?

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Well if I'm gonna let him take care of ya, he has ta do it right at least!

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

But he's taken care of me ever since I got here.

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Yea, yea, I know.

Well has anyone talked him out of it yet?

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

No... not yet. But we can keep trying!

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Still think that givin' him a good smack would be better.

Maybe drag him out or somethin'.

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

Papa's pretty strong, though... I wonder who's stronger.

[smashthrureason.livejournal.com]

Me of course! No questions asked!

I could take on that pineapple head any day!